Yes, I am posting this late, but you know what they say. Better late than never. And be forewarned, this post is not for the kiddies.
Kosovo has (ahem) erected a statue in honor of former President Bill Clinton. The statue (seen above), is okay, I suppose. I firmly believe that had they changed a few things here and there, and added a few attractions, it would be a great vacation destination. It would also be more historically accurate.
1. I think they should have gone with a symbol more befitting our 42nd president. My suggestion:
2. They could have a special store at the base of the monument that accepts only one kind of money....
3. And it would obviously sell only certain items.
Feel free to add your own ideas for a better monument to Slick Willy in Kosovo (or somewhere else).
Even Clinton has an idea....
looks like they put the statue next to the entrance to the shitter in the train station.
ReplyDeletereally like the cookie ad on the wall next to the statue. should have had ads for big macs and mouth wash.
The statue looks more like a hybrid JFK-meets-Slobodan Milosevic, and toss in a left-handed Hitler wave.....I agree with Jim that it looks like they stuck it next to the shitter in a train station.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he'll be venerated as the patron saint of Kosovar crack whores blowing soldiers in the dim yellow lighting, when there's lights at all...
this is going to piss off the catholics, but that is real not the intent. st michael's medal says PROTECT US. what would st. bill's medal say, HELP ME GET SOME AND WARN ME IF HILLARY IS AROUND?
ReplyDeleteCertainly Slick fondling himself before Paula Jones should be part of the memorial. After all, we're not commemorating a single moment of fuckery, we're commemorating a lifetime of it.
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