Friday, August 28, 2009

Obama Campaign Advisor 2012

I know that 2012 is a long way away, but I think that I would like to apply for this job. I have already thought of the perfect slogan for Obama's re-election campaign.

Death, Servitude, and the Pursuit of Failure

It may scare some people, but so what? Everyone says they want more honesty from their politicians. Well, there is the truth from Obama. In his world everyone is so over all of that "Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" thing. Besides, why would you want liberty so that you could just try for happiness. That involves risk. No guarantees. The all-knowing government can take care of everything for you.

His record from his first term is already well on the way to building the platform for this slogan. His Republican opponent would not be able to use the old "He's just not telling the truth about his record" attack.

What do you think? Do you want to throw your hat in for this job? Do you have a good campaign slogan for Obama in 2012?


  1. I came up with a few smart a$$ statements/slogans.

    It's all just too sad to see the nation reduced to having this boob in office.

  2. Well... if they do pass ObamaCare, they could use the slogan -

    "Obama / Biden, reducing government spending one old person at a time!"

  3. LL- Yet here we are. All we can HOPE for is that the kool aid drinkers will wake up, actually research BO's stance (or multiple stances on the same issue, depending on his audience), and help vote this joker out of office.

    Soloman- That is a good one. If I can't get the job, I think maybe you should!!

  4. There's always BOHICA

    Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

    Obama---Kenyan for FUBAR

  5. My contribution:

    Obama: Screwing more Americans than John Holmes.

    If you need a letter of reference for the job, let me know! :-)

  6. You'd be perfect for the Obama team EXCEPT... You're probably too honest and imaginative.