Monday, December 21, 2009

Watch Out Fido!

Forget that, just NO DOGS

The wacky environmentalist nutbags are at it again!! The new threat to our fair globe is.... man's best friend. You got it- more threatening than the big, bad SUV's that used to run over them. Take a gander at this article from Yahoo:

They even asked some enviro-wacko to calculate pets' eco-pawprint. I am not kidding. Just when I thought the loons couldn't get any loonier, they go and prove me wrong. What is the solution (according to those same loons)? Make sure your pet is dual purpose. You know, you could serve the cute little bunny you gave your kids for Easter as your 4th of July main course.

Yeah...and the kids, too.

I am sure we will all soon be able to buy carbon pawprint offsets. I am also sure that somehow , some way, Al Gore will rake in the dough from that scam. I don't know about you, but now I want at least three more animals just because of this article.

So if you don't hear from me soon, I am probably at the local Humane Society picking out my kids and dog Molly a few new siblings!!

Enrage an enviro-nut, take me home!!!


  1. I thought these dumb bastards had gone off the deep end when they wanted to calculate & offset people's water footprint and limit cow farts. I see that there's truly no limit to their bullshittery....

  2. Hi JSsumm! It makes me cry too! It's my bunny! That bunny has been crying alot lately. That is the cutest doggie too, is that your Molly?
    I want to adopt her and about 10 others.

    These eco-tards should all go jump into a big ocean and decrease THEIR carbon footprints. Merry Christmas, and a wonderful new year to you and your family & Molly too.

  3. Bunni- No, my Molly is a Yellow Lab. My husband and I had a Boston Terrier before we had kids. Someday, I hope to have another....